GTI sans teeth, sans hair, sans everything
Posted on February 12, 2008
Filed Under GTI | 4 Comments
‘cept sheer. raw. power.
and mehaps a bit waterlogged…
Proooofit!
Posted on February 11, 2008
Filed Under GTI | 10 Comments
Good news Elmotoloco fans! Our illustrious leader has discovers moola in the seat cushions of the elmotoloco-mobile!
This means that the team can now afford all those power mods we’re planning for the GTI (alligator clips and wire cutters to change the CIS-E fuel map). Now we fast! If he can find another quarter then maybe there will be enough left over for that bridge work that needs doin’.
News Flash: Secret training facility discovered near arctic circle!
Posted on February 10, 2008
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Our specially equipped reporters (crampons, ice axes, and freeze-dried burritos,) have tracked El Neutron to his secret training facility, less than 300 kilometers from the Arctic circle. Although the location is not fully determined, these pictures have recently been uploaded to Elmotoloco higher authority:
Could it be that El Neutron is taking time off from his, shall we say, more musical interests in order to prepare for Le Mons? Only time will tell…
The softer side of El Moto Loco
Posted on February 9, 2008
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Apparently the Image of the El Moto Locos has been at question of late. “Are these guys really as dangerous as they seem? Do they really hang out in Tecate and pick fights with wild rabid Dogs? Do they posses more power then local government in Baja giving them the ability to “pillage, plunder, riffle and loot as they please? I do not have an answer for you, but maybe our friend Mike can shed some light on a side not often seen of these fine Luchadores?
Guitars!
Posted on February 9, 2008
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Sorry! The elmotolomobile is sooooo long there was no room for guitars! Here’s an image from inside (with girl and guitar!)
The El MotoLocoMobile (met Guitar!)
Posted on February 6, 2008
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Yes, our illustrious team has a super-secret-obile - introducing the longer than the mountain, and a dog named pancho “the Motolocomobile!
At last, when all hope has been lost
Posted on February 5, 2008
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…and the end seems all too near, he who was once the man know as Strongbad, emerges from the basement of a Tijuana brothel holding his head and cursing the sun. He has just escaped the evil clutches of Las Diabolicas after spending days enduring intense psychological warfare and general nagging. He is not the man he once was. He will now question everything he once thought to be real and good and decent in this world. Donning a mask to hide from his horrendous experience, he will now fight for for the good of the people and to drive a cheap car really fast. HE IS:
EL SENOR TORMENTA
Drama!
Posted on February 4, 2008
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Luckily for Neutron, Santo is standing by, ready to come to his aid…
Drama!
Posted on February 4, 2008
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Oh no! Dissention in the crew! Not wanting to be relegated to the pits, sour sister sueno (Santo’s sister) struggles to supercede Neutron! Luckily our boy Neutron knows some guys with white coats (hint hint) that want to ask sueno some questions about those bat ears she’s wearing (possible copyright infringement from Warner.)
But wait! Sour Sister Sueno has solicited assistance from Sneaky Senorita Suerta!
What will Neutron do next?
Drivers Cont.
Posted on February 4, 2008
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Santo masters his fear of the ocean through bravado and Bud.
