News Flash! GTI in the Sky?
Thanks to Dr. Neutron’s recent care package from Sweden, which included a non-flux compacitating time machine Senior El Tormento, Santo, and Blue Demon #4 have gone back in time to a pre luchadora 1989, when while sailing the good ship Wasted they first spotted their destined Black GTI flying in from the future “Wow,…look […]
GTI sans teeth, sans hair, sans everything
‘cept sheer. raw. power.
and mehaps a bit waterlogged…
Proooofit!
Good news Elmotoloco fans! Our illustrious leader has discovers moola in the seat cushions of the elmotoloco-mobile!
This means that the team can now afford all those power mods we’re planning for the GTI (alligator clips and wire cutters to change the CIS-E fuel map). Now we fast! If he can find another quarter then maybe […]
News Flash: Secret training facility discovered near arctic circle!
Our specially equipped reporters (crampons, ice axes, and freeze-dried burritos,) have tracked El Neutron to his secret training facility, less than 300 kilometers from the Arctic circle. Although the location is not fully determined, these pictures have recently been uploaded to Elmotoloco higher authority:
Could it be that El Neutron is taking time off from his, […]
The softer side of El Moto Loco
Apparently the Image of the El Moto Locos has been at question of late. “Are these guys really as dangerous as they seem? Do they really hang out in Tecate and pick fights with wild rabid Dogs? Do they posses more power then local government in Baja giving them the ability to […]
Guitars!
Sorry! The elmotolomobile is sooooo long there was no room for guitars! Here’s an image from inside (with girl and guitar!)
The El MotoLocoMobile (met Guitar!)
Yes, our illustrious team has a super-secret-obile - introducing the longer than the mountain, and a dog named pancho “the Motolocomobile!
At last, when all hope has been lost
…and the end seems all too near, he who was once the man know as Strongbad, emerges from the basement of a Tijuana brothel holding his head and cursing the sun. He has just escaped the evil clutches of Las Diabolicas after spending days enduring intense psychological warfare and general nagging. He is not the […]
Drama!
Luckily for Neutron, Santo is standing by, ready to come to his aid…
Drama!
Oh no! Dissention in the crew! Not wanting to be relegated to the pits, sour sister sueno (Santo’s sister) struggles to supercede Neutron! Luckily our boy Neutron knows some guys with white coats (hint hint) that want to ask sueno some questions about those bat ears she’s wearing (possible copyright infringement from Warner.)
But wait! Sour […]
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